My latest assignment began like many others, in the death-grip of a boisterous three-year-old.
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The first worrying sign was the boy's attire. The trousers were a pale pink. "Spare" preschool clothing. The second sign of laissez-faire parenting was the bright pink shoes. All well and good for a Brighton boy, but with two mums, surely this child deserves a break.
The journey home was ecologically sound. A jolly bus journey:
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However the flagrant disregard for disabled signage does make a dragon wonder what other societal dictates are being ignored.
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I was pleasantly surprised by the hospitality shown to us at tea-time, though I must report a degree of flippancy clearly undermining nutritional concerns.
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Playtime also provided insights. Unfortunately the rumours were true.
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Learning opportunities are limited here. There is only so much that can be gained by playing trains, and playing trains, and playing trains, and playing trains...
I was pleasantly surprised when our toothbrushes were unearthed.
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The level of excitement may have been indicative of novelty, but I am willing to give this family the benefit of the doubt, for now.
In summary, I grant this family a "bare pass," as long as the boy maintains regular attendance under the care of preschool professionals. A repeat visit is requested in no more than 3 months' time.
Puff Daddy (social worker, undercover)